Why I didn’t go to the Esk8Squad Renegade Vegas Weekend Contest

The dog ate my honework

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Elephant with tiny trunk?

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No, just broke. Haven’t got two pennyboards to rub together :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Had to decide to either:

  1. Show up at the event without any board and not build anything and hold off building till next year or
  2. Impulse buy and spend the $$$ on buying stuff I “need” for my first build(now builds)

Also a plane tickets cost about $1000 for me so having budget for an esk8 event for a Hobb- I mean passion that I just got into didn’t really give me much of a choice :sob:

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Ive been banned from vegas.i went a lil overboard on the strippers, blow and alcahol last time. i cant even mention vegas in my thoughts without my wife pullin out the bat from the closet and going for the knees… this post will self destruct in 5 min.

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A little too far away, shipping and also putting together a board that’s can be a bomb plus my beard I bet I would be randomly selected as soon as I set foot in the states :grin:

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Not the real reason but good enough for a contest. I had to poo and missed the last flight out.

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Hahahah

All of u are fucking hilarious

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I didn’t go cause I’m 'tarded :sob: Totally probably could’ve too. Fml

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I wasn’t there it was my clone… Senior Medusa…

Can I take part in that contest…

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I blew it…:pensive:

hrthhhdsrfg

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i like this one a lot. #ownit

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No complete board +no money = nothing to ride at Esk8Squad = pitiful scrolling through forum wishing to be back home ripping it

Simple maths really

(edit: was born and raised in vegas, hence the “back home” bit)

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…because I’m too sexy…

…for Renegade Vegas!

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because I’m an idiot and didn’t listen to literally, everyone, who has advised me to finish one-build-at-a-time.

you guys are just that inspiring :slight_smile: I spent the evening glued to IG, instead

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  1. College Applications
  2. Club Meetings
  3. Soccer Referee Assessment
  4. Varsity Soccer League Championship Finals (I’m starting goalkeeper)
  5. Two tests, two essays, and a presentation on Monday
  6. Would’ve had to skip school and drive there (means making up all of those tests and presentation)

I’m not missing it next year. Don’t care what it costs me

EDIT: Do I win if I delete everyone’s post who has more likes than me? :laughing:

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I don’t like this contest. :tired_face: I don’t want to list out all the ways I failed in life to a bunch of weirdos. Not ready for therapy sessions yet. :sweat:

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