Consuming bath salts while riding can result in unforeseen consequences including but not limited to hallucinations, an inability to maintain balance, and cannibalism.
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I would also add yelling "F@#K the POLICE when cruising past a cop car, is probably not a great ide…unless you like kick beatings and small cells that is 
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…unless you possess both battery level and skills and required to flee 
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and you’re not the only person in your metropolitan area that rides an esk8 every day
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I have been laughing the entire time I read this tread! great idea.
I live in the netherlands and it rains like 99,9% of the time, maybe riding in rain is something to add. also not push your board when it is really cold.
keep up the great work!
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Now that the canals have frozen over in Amsterdam ao that the public can iceskare, they in fact removed all the barges a few days ago, an esk8ing on frozen canals section is relevant, godamint I want to esk8 in Dutch canals
Oh… oh and how to wire 12v horns onto a buck convertor using the channel 2 of your receiver remote
https://www.superiorhorns.com/media/catalog/product/v/4/v400-ss-5_1.jpg
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That’s easy! All you need is this
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Paaaaaaaarp, great thanks
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cool! I really wanted these horn sounds on my board, an R2D2 esk8 horn I’m sure would make people smile 
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just added a section for minding car doors. Here’s the illustration.
1,000,000 internet points if somebody can tell me what car that is i drew there.
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Easy
Javelin
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its a '74 AMC Javelin @Idle gets the extra bonus internet points for the quickness.
@mmaner!! how could you do this to me? a goat?
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dude, that has got to be a goat
the only goat you have right now is mine. lol
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LOL.
I’m seeing the rear spoiler, the cupped nose, the air ram at the front bumper, the rounded side/rear windows. I swear thats a better 69 GTO Judge than a Javelin any day
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MY FEEEELINGS… SO HUUURTYYYY
This was my reference photo.
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